✅During an English lesson, the teacher instructed his students to write a composition...!!!
Question: Assume you are in a war, write a story on your experience?
Lazy Johnny did not write anything and was just sitting idle.
The teacher was puzzled! He walked to Johnny's desk and asked him why he was not doing the exercise.
Johnny replied, "I was killed immediately at the beginning of the war. Hehehehe...
✅ A girl from Gomoa failed her university entrance exams 5 times. One day, she went to visit her friend at the University of Ghana and fell sick and was admitted at Legon hospital. She called her mom to inform her....
GIRL: Helloo mom
MOM: That place is quiet, where are u?
GIRL: I'm in university of Ghana, Legon, I've been admitted.
MOM: Woow... We thank God oooo. Finally God has disgraced the witches in your father's house dat say you won't go to school (dancing and singing)....
GIRL: Mom, it's malaria
MOM: Malaria is a good course ooo my daughter; pls take it serious
GIRL: I'll be discharged tomorrow...
MOM: God forbid! U must complete your 4yrs there in Jesus Name
GIRL: God punish illiteracy...!
MOM: Amen...
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